My life.

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via kohwala)

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.

—Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

(Source: nakedhipstercircus, via atl-lax)

maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

(via classy-kate)

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via stervis)

hopeful-theyllbe:

are we out of the woods yet?
are we out of the woods yet?
are we out of the woods yet?
are we out of the woods?

hopeful-theyllbe:

are we out of the woods yet?

are we out of the woods yet?

are we out of the woods yet?

are we out of the woods?

(via youvegotasmile)